Best Cat Quotes. Here are some of our absolute favorite quotes that made it into our selection of the best cat quotes.
The trouble with sharing one’s bed with cats is that they’d rather sleep on you than beside you.
Dogs have owners, cats have staff.
I’m a cat whisperer. When I go to people’s houses, their cats always like me better than the owners.
People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life.
Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.
- Pam Brown
The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.
When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not passing time with me rather than I with her?
A cat can be trusted to purr when she is pleased, which is more than can be said for human beings.
-William Ralph Inge
Cats do care. For example they know instinctively what time we have to be at work in the morning and they wake us up twenty minutes before the alarm goes off.
When my cats aren’t happy, I’m not happy. Not because I care about their mood but because I know they’re just sitting there thinking up ways to get even.
-Percy Bysshe Shelley