Funny Dog Quotes

“My fashion philosophy is, if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.” – Elayne Boosler

 “Dog is God spelled backward.” – Duane Chapman

    “Dogs have boundless enthusiasm but no sense of shame. I should have a dog as a life coach.” – Mob

“You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.” – Harry S Truman

“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.” – Christopher Morley

 “A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.” – Robert Benchley

“They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.” – Jerome K. Jerome

“The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.” – Samuel Butler

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.” – Josh Billings

“Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made. ” – Roger A. Caras

“The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.”  – Charles de Gaulle

“It is amazing how much love and laughter they bring into our lives and even how much closer we become with each other because of them.” – John Grogan

“I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.” – John Steinbeck

“All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn’t a dog.” – Charles M Schulz

“To err is human — to forgive, canine.” – Author Unknown

“If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.”  – Mark Twain

“If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.”  – Capek

“The world would be a nicer place if everyone had the ability to love as unconditionally as a dog.” – M.K. Clinton

“Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.”  -Kinky Friedman

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”  – Will Rogers